20 8 / 2014

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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20 8 / 2014

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

(via nippled)

20 8 / 2014

odd-izzy:

pony-fuhrer-bradley:

alphieralphie:

Musical infographics. 

Very important

All so very true, and also hilarious.

(via the-lonely-drunk-and-beautiful)

20 8 / 2014

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

phantompierce:

chandeluresinsicily:

christmas-misael:

aud-ler:

things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow

  • anything

even become meguca?

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time for school

you sure you want to go to school?

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20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

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